Iran

Iran: We are letting your 15 soldiers go, as a gift to your country. We have pardoned them. I hope you appreciate the value of this gift to your nation. It is a unilateral decision.

Britain: Eh? huh? what?!  You've "pardoned them"?

Iran: Yes. You now have a debt of gratitute dto us, because we have decided to be nice.

Britain: But that's not the conditions we established.

Iran: Yes, we know... we're giving you the soldiers. They've been pardoned.

Britain: Don't be silly, you can't pardon someone that hasn't done anything wrong.

Iran: Don't worry, Iran is great! We have pardoned your foolish soldiers. It is a new day for our country's relations!

Britain: But... we don't want them back on a pardon. We want you to admit your error.

Iran: There is no difference.. you get your soldiers back.

Britain: We do...

Iran: And now you owe us...

Britain: Eer... no?

 

 

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